Pizza Without Cheese Dealbreaker

>be me >talking to this 10/10 girl I met on tinder >sporty tomboy type >good sense of humour, likes shitposting >she plays games and not normie at ones either >big film nerd talks about obscure foreign films from the 60s >swears in Russian >compatible fetishes >dommy vibes >genuinely loves me for who I am >literally a perfect match >we talk for a few weeks and I genuinely have a shot, she likes me back >then while we're talking she mentions she's a picky eater, okay not a big deal so am I >she hates cheese >all types of cheese >not even cool with it melted or as part of a dish >she refuses to eat any food with cheese in it period >she orders pizza without cheese on it >SHE ORDERS PIZZA WITHOUT CHEESE ON IT I'm a autistic for caring this much about this?, it's literally her only flaw. But like it's fucking cheese. She's 22 I don't think she'll grow out of this

A 4chan-style greentext describes a man meeting his seemingly perfect Tinder match, only to discover that she refuses to eat cheese and orders pizza without it. He treats this tiny food preference as an unbearable dealbreaker, humorously escalating his disbelief over something completely trivial. The meme is used as a reaction to exaggerated standards, irrational pet peeves, or dramatically overreacting to a minor flaw.

• @sbunem / 52722 2023-08-16