Every Peter Parker Looks the Same

This like any story worth telling, is all about me Are you afraid I'm gonna turn into some kind of Tom Holland? Since we all look the same it doesn't matter who's running the company You and I are not so different Please, look at her!

A fast-cut video from the Spider-Man films presents Peter Parker, Norman Osborn, corporate executives, Green Goblin and other characters as if they are all the same person. The escalating dialogue jokes about every character being Peter Parker, ending with the wrong Peter Parker reveal and an explosive punchline. The dramatic Green Goblin music, cinematic tension, siren-like sounds and sudden blast make the absurd identity confusion even funnier. EN: A fast-cut video from the Spider-Man films presents Peter Parker, Norman Osborn, corporate executives, Green Goblin and other characters as if they are all the same person. The escalating dialogue jokes about every character being Peter Parker, ending with the wrong Peter Parker reveal and an explosive punchline. The dramatic Green Goblin music, cinematic tension, siren-like sounds and sudden blast make the absurd identity confusion even funnier.

This like any story worth telling is all about me Peter Parker That's me next to her a heck of even him Peter man she just my father Peter heard so much about you great honor to meet you sir. You know I'm something about myself Yes, I'm pressing really brilliant. You're pretty funny. Don't you freak? I want to fight me here I wouldn't want to fight me neither What's that, man? You're changing. I know I went through exactly the same thing at your age. Just be careful when you change into it. Are you afraid that I'm going to turn into some kind of Tom Holland? Quit worrying about me, OK? Stop lecturing me, please. I'm Peter Parker. Yes, everyone is. Since we all look the same, it doesn't matter who's running the company. The board expects your resignation in 30 days. Well, you can't do this to me. I started this company. You know how much I sacrificed? Who are you? You know who I am. I do? Because we all look the same. Creature Spider-Man. You and I are not so different. Bro, we have the same face. Bingo. Do I get to say thank you this time? Wouldn't that look like I'm kissing myself, thus making me gay? This girl is important to me. Please, look at her. She looks like everyone else. What are you saying? Lead us not into temptation, but deliver us... No! Fuck, I got the wrong Peter Parker.

♪ King Dave — March: Green Goblin

• @sbunem / 52509 2023-08-13