Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, "What would Jesus do?" Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.
На изображении Иисус Христос сидит один на каменистой пустоши на фоне заката. Шутка отсылает к его воскресению через три дня и используется как реакция на проблемы или желание исчезнуть от ответственности.
Jesus Disappears for Three Days
Jesus Knocking at the Door
Jesus Refuses Paul’s Hangover Cure
Devil Becoming Jesus
Jesus Loves Open Source
Jesus Would End the Fed
Atheist Meets Jesus
Jesus Checking In
Wojak Asks Jesus for Another Trial
Jesus Says Hi
Christians Reading the Bible Not Literally
Бог посылает испытания админам
Jesus Returns to the Stream Chat
Jesus Learns Judas Is a Traitor
Screenshots I Will Never Use
Jesus Will Never Rickroll You
Jesus Names the Worst Sinner
Evil Daily Schedule Meme
Jesus Has Work Tomorrow
Discord Chats Enter Heaven
Jesus Coming Out of His Cave
Jesus Christ So Do Not Fear
Иисус грустит под пу-пу-пууу
What If God Said
TCP/IP и UDP
Jesus Three-Day Resurrection
Иисус просится войти
Jesus Christ Has Risen
Accidentally Removes a Bracket
Jesus Forgives Party Rocking
What If God Said Add a Tip
One Man Died for All
Jesus Promises the Last Booster
Jesus Defeats Death
That’s Not Jesus Mom
Sleeping Through Every Religion
