Old Lady Yelling Cake

AND I HAVE ALL THE OLD LADY THINGS THAT PEOPLE THINK I DO. ANYBODY? SHE’S NINE!! THEY NAMED HER “CAAAA A K K E E!!”

An elderly female comedian performs onstage, talking about adopting a cat and discovering that the cat is nine years old. She dislikes the cat’s name, Cake, and hilariously imagines herself yelling “Cake!” outside like an old lady. The clip works as an absurd reaction to an oddly named pet or an overdramatic complaint.

And I have all the old lady things that people think I do. Like I adopted a cat recently. I have just one cat, one cat. Yeah, and I never, have you adopted an animal? Before never anybody, thanks for playing. You know, tell me, see I never adopted an animal before. Did you adopt a baby animal? Play with me, god damn it. I'm getting old as I'm standing here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you name it? Yeah, yeah. I thought I got a little baby kitten. She wasn't a kitten kitten, but maybe less than a year old. The bitch is nine. She's nine. They already named her. And I can't rename her. She's nine. And I hate her. I hate her name. I hate her name. They named her a cake. Cake the cat. I know. It's very Dr. Seuss-ish. but you guys, I cannot be that old lady standing on the porch at 11 o'clock at night going, Kate! Kate! Kate! God, Kate! Kate! My neighbor's growing the bitches on keto, give her a car. I'm sorry.

• @memstash32 / 427 2025-01-08