Bear Destroys the Kayak

Thank you for leaving my kayak alone Alright am WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT? OhHhhh Please stop breaking my things It's just PLAsticcc

A black bear repeatedly approaches and destroys a bright green-and-white kayak on a rainy lakeside property while the unseen owner protests in increasingly frantic captions. The joke is the helpless escalation: the bear ignores every plea, turning an ordinary backyard encounter into absurd physical comedy. EN: A black bear repeatedly approaches and destroys a bright green-and-white kayak on a rainy lakeside property while the unseen owner protests in increasingly frantic captions. The joke is the helpless escalation: the bear ignores every plea, turning an ordinary backyard encounter into absurd physical comedy.

What am I gonna do? Buy a jet ski. Stop it! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Stop! This is my backyard. You're a garden! Leave me alone. Bear, please stop! Never! You be any... I don't sleep. Why, you are... Lady! Stop that! Nope. Stop that! No, no, no, no. Bear! I'm going to flip this kayak over now. Stop breaking my things! I enjoy breaking things. I'm so pissed! I have no self-control. It's not a... I like plastic. Bear, please stop! No! Please stop! How many times can I say no? I'm gonna bear spray you! Please stop! Bear! Lady! Bear! Lady! No!

• @sbunem / 48520 2023-06-18