Choosing the Urinal Position

Text on the meme

SWAG OF THE BEAR Hmmm If I go on the end I'll be inbetween them both

What it means

A long-haired man walks into a restroom and sees two men using the end urinals, leaving the middle position open. He intensely calculates his options before joining them in the center, turning an ordinary urinal-choice dilemma into an absurd mathematical decision. The clip uses Egorythmia & Yestermorrow’s “Midnight Ritual,” whose atmospheric electronic mood makes the overthinking feel dramatically serious. It is sent as a reaction to indecision, awkward choices, or overanalyzing a simple situation.

Speech

Hmm, if I go in the end, I'll be right next to him. But if I go in one of these, I'll be in between them both.

Sound

♪ Egorythmia & Yestermorrow — Midnight Ritual

Objects

long-haired man / длинноволосый мужчина two men / двое мужчин urinals / писсуары public restroom / общественный туалет gray patterned sweater / серый свитер с узором white T-shirt / белая футболка blue jeans / синие джинсы baggy gray pants / серые широкие брюки black shoes / чёрная обувь yellow wet-floor cone / жёлтый предупреждающий конус exit sign / знак выхода tiled floor / кафельный пол restroom wall / стена туалета mathematical formulas / математические формулы pointing hand / указывающая рука thinking pose / задумчивая поза