Леон раскрыл американский империализм

Что ж, господин президент, когда я прибыл в деревню, я собирался убить У них были книги и туалеты, как и у всех цивилизованных людей Прямо там я увидел, что делает наш военно-промышленный комплекс в бедных странах они хотели найти драгоценный Эмбер глубоко под деревней Весело пздц)) Но вы же нашли Эмбер, верно?

Леон Кеннеди докладывает президенту о спасении Эшли, но вместо обычного отчёта начинает рассуждать об американском империализме и военно-промышленном комплексе, пародируя сюжет «Аватара». Эшли объясняет, что настоящей целью США был драгоценный янтарь под деревней, а финальный кадр с жуткой улыбкой превращает серьёзную речь в абсурдную шутку. В аудио звучит синтезированная диалоговая речь на фоне музыки, а интонации и резкий комедийный финал усиливают эффект подставного разоблачения. EN: Leon Kennedy reports to the president about rescuing Ashley, but instead of giving a normal report he starts discussing American imperialism and the military-industrial complex, parodying the plot of Avatar. Ashley explains that the real American goal was the precious amber beneath the village, while the final creepy grin turns the serious speech into an absurd joke. The audio uses synthesized dialogue over music, and the delivery plus abrupt comedic ending heighten the feeling of a fake political revelation.

Ashley, my God, he actually saved you. Hello, Father. Leon, so how did it go? Did you kill all of the villagers? No. I didn't kill a single one. But what's wrong, Leon? You love killing. Well, Mr. President, when I got to the village, I was prepared to kill them all. But something crazy happened. I was captured. Instead of killing me, they taught me their way of life. They took me in, and I became one of them. They weren't savages at all. They had books and toilets like normal, civilized humans. What the hell are you talking about? After living alongside them, I've learned about American imperialism, and the role it's played in underdeveloped countries. What the fuck? I saw first hand what our military industrial complex does to poor countries. The sheer destruction, exploitation, and humiliation. Jesus Christ, Leon, this is the fucking plot of Avatar. You can't be serious. I'm dead serious. And another thing, Joe, I'm done working with you or any other pawn of the American Empire. Get a grip! They kidnapped my fucking daughter. Ashley, please explain to him. Leon is right. The US wasn't interested in saving me. They were only interested in obtaining the precious amber deep under the village. Ah, what the fuck is going on? We're just messing with you, Biden. Of course I killed them all. Oh my god, you motherfucker. You really got me there. That's so funny. You got pulled, old man. Dumbass motherfucker. But you did get the amber, right? Right?

• @sbunem / 45022 2023-04-16