Political Compass of Copium

Authoritarian Stalin didn’t do a single thing wrong. It’s was all normal. He had only purged more Third world proles are the future. No way they can become as lumpen as West-*id ones China is socialist. It will never become US 2.0 The west awakens! Poland and Hungary will save us all! This administration will do it for sure. I will get to see Iran burn yet NATO LIVES! ATLANTICISM NEVER DIED, BIDEN WILL FIX IT ALL! Mutual impoverishment will restore our social bonds, IT MUST! Left unity isn’t a dream. It’s real, well, just after we get rid of (...) Republicans are actually working class. They are the workers party! It will all be over soon. Rapture is coming, I feel it Trump will win. They stole it. He’ll win through court Eurasia is NOW, bye bye NATO. Putin leads us to a better future! We’ll just use computers for central planning, its all that easy! Industrial unionism is still viable. It will work for sure, look at IWW It will all be fine when the COVID ends and I get my job back My retirement is secure, it is secure... Climate change isn’t real. All made up. My coastal homes are safe Profit rates are stable, they won’t fall, they won’t fall, its won’t fall Left Capitalism will bring socialism on its own. Just wait for the spontaneous revolt Bernie will win in 2020... 2024... 2028... He’s immortal, right? My degree will guarantee me a future, I’m sure of it I’... I’ll just take out a loan for my small business Climate change? We’ll just use wind turbine startups! Commie Democrats will never take away my business, I ain’t paying no tax! The riots man, the RIOTS! OUR TIME IS COMING, CAN’T YOU SEE?! Biden will fix it. We’ll get healthcare and AOC 2024 I... I’m not just sad, non-binaries are real you true-er scum China will never take Hong Kong. If they try, I’ll post on reddit about it My linkies are safe. It’s not a bubble. IT’S NOT I’m not a failure just because I am a neet. I am a political expert! Squat communes are illegalism n shit. That’s how we do PRAXIS! Rojava is the spark for REAL socialism globally. NO THEY AREN’T A NATO PUPPET! Look at all my twitter followers. I AM MAKING A DIFFERANCE! Look at all the cool tech. Post scarcity here we go! This is not real capitalism. This is corporatism, capitalism is good, right? I won’t die, AI will make me immortal I WON’T DIE Libertarian Right COPIUM

A 6-by-6 political compass grid shows Pepe the Frog in each square, with exaggerated political beliefs arranged from authoritarian to libertarian and left to right. The joke is that every faction is depicted clinging to optimistic, contradictory, or delusional political predictions, treating “copium” as a worldview. It is shared as a satirical reaction to ideological hypocrisy, political doomscrolling, and people insisting that their preferred movement will eventually succeed. EN: A 6-by-6 political compass grid shows Pepe the Frog in each square, with exaggerated political beliefs arranged from authoritarian to libertarian and left to right. The joke is that every faction is depicted clinging to optimistic, contradictory, or delusional political predictions, treating “copium” as a worldview. It is shared as a satirical reaction to ideological hypocrisy, political doomscrolling, and people insisting that their preferred movement will eventually succeed.

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