Lasagna Toilet Story

in goes their slow cooked Bolognese ragu and check between the seats Saw that the toilet was clogged someone threw a lasagna in there? comes in and takes a dump because obviously the construction of I'm sorry it looks it it is it is ruined!!

A vertical TikTok video begins with someone layering Bolognese ragù into pasta sheets, then cuts to a bearded man in a furry ear-flap hat telling a disgusted story about a stadium toilet clogged with repeated layers of feces and toilet paper, jokingly called a “lasagna.” His increasingly horrified expressions and the contrast with the appetizing cooking footage create the absurd punchline: the story permanently ruined lasagna for him. The spoken narration carries the joke, with a conversational, confessional delivery and no prominent music needed for the escalating disgust.

In goes their slow-cooked Bolognaise ragout which gets spread evenly. I'm gonna tell you something and I ask for your forgiveness in advance because it is something that has haunted me for many years. During high school I took a job working at a stadium. It was my job to go around afterwards and check between the seats to make sure that nobody had left a wallet or phone or something like that behind and another one of my jobs was to go in and check the bathrooms to make sure that nobody was hiding in there to try and score a free entry into the game the following day. So I would do this and one time I went in and saw that the saw that the toilet was clogged to the top and so I went to the office and told them I was like, yo, this is crazy. It's clogged all the way to the top. Should I flush it down? And I said, no, no, no, you can't flush that down. That sounds like a lasagna. And I was like, what? Sorry? Someone threw a lasagna in there? Like, no, no, no one threw a lasagna in there. That's what the people at the stadium call it when a person takes a dump and then puts toilet paper on top and then doesn't flush and then the following person comes in and takes a dump and then puts toilet paper and it just keeps going up and up and up and people just keep dumping on each other's dump until it reaches the top and the last person is especially daring because he has to hover over the toilet because it's it's really it's above the seat at this point and they They call that a lasagna because obviously the construction of it is very similar to a lasagna. But also the plumber can't flush it down. It cannot be flushed down. It has to be sliced and divided much like a lasagna. And to be honest, when I look back on it, in my mind, because it is burned in there, it does look, I'm sorry, it looks remarkably like a lasagna. It does. And so now whenever I see someone making one or when someone offers me it, I want to vomit. I it's I can I've never had lasagna ever in my adult life I think I had it prior to that stadium event, but never so it is ruined

• @sbunem / 43191 2023-03-21