Fallout factions debate with presidents

A Fallout: New Vegas gameplay montage is paired with looping reaction clips of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump wearing gaming headsets. The presidents represent different speakers arguing over NCR, Yes Man, Caesar’s Legion, and Mr. House, before the debate collapses into repeated praise for the Kings. The serious political imagery, absurd costumes, and emphatic brass-backed audio make the faction argument deliberately chaotic and funny. EN: A Fallout: New Vegas gameplay montage is paired with looping reaction clips of Joe Biden, Barack Obama, George W. Bush, and Donald Trump wearing gaming headsets. The presidents represent different speakers arguing over NCR, Yes Man, Caesar’s Legion, and Mr. House, before the debate collapses into repeated praise for the Kings. The serious political imagery, absurd costumes, and emphatic brass-backed audio make the faction argument deliberately chaotic and funny.

I'm having a lot of fun playing Fallout New Vegas as the NCR. I just can't get behind any other factions. This fucking guy. Do you have a problem, fat ass? The NCR are not only super boring, but they also are a terrible option for the Mojave. What nonsense are you spewing, Donald? The NCR are a strong government body that are the closest thing to restoring the United States to its former glory. The United States and the Fallout universe were the reason the world is destroyed in the first place. If you want a Fallout faction that resembles the United States government, look no further than the Enclave. Oh come on, the NCR isn't nearly as terrible as the Enclave. I don't know about that. Ever hear of the massacre of Bitter Springs? If you played Fallout 2, you'd also learn more about their corruption. Do you know how fucking old I am, Smooth Skin? Of course I've played Fallout 2. Who would you prefer, Barack? I go with Yes, man. I want to have complete control over the wasteland while also having everyone be free to do as they please. Every faction in New Vegas has its flaws. That's what makes them great. But the NCR is simply the least problematic. Plus they look fucking sick. Being problematic is more fun. Legion all the way. You can't possibly think the Legion is the best option for the Mojave. Better than yes, man, that's for sure. All the courier's reign does is create more chaos and anarchy, just what the wasteland needs. At least Caesar's Legion has a strong economy and army to protect trade routes and keep order. Only at the cost of enslaving people and treating women like dogs. Dogs deserve more respect. Hail Caesar. Jesus George, I can't believe I shook your hand. If you want security and economy, than Mr. House is objectively the best option and is easily overall the best faction to side with. He is the smartest man in the fallout universe and has brilliant plans to save humanity. The man is also a certified genius. Sorry Donald, but I'm not letting dictator Elon Musk have complete power over everyone. That's insane. House says himself he considers himself an autocrat, not a dictator. Besides, he makes it very evident that his main interest is saving humanity, not having power over them. He simply needs the power to control all of the variables he can to ensure a brighter future. He is much more reactionary than his demeanor suggests. He slaughters the kings if they don't help him with the NCR. And he eradicates the brotherhood of steel despite them posing no direct threat. Who knows what else he is capable of to get his way. Can we all just agree that the kings are awesome? Yes. Fuck the kings are awesome. Fuck the kings are awesome. Fuck the kings are awesome. Fuck the kings are awesome. Fuck the kings are awesome. Fuck the kings are awesome.

• @sbunem / 40846 2023-02-22