Gnomosexual Surprise

So my mum comes home and walks up to me, hands behind her back, giggling to herself. I ask her what she did. She says “Nick....i got you something. A new friend...youll never be lonely again.” And I was like “What?” And she places this in front of me And she says “its a gnomosexual!”

A smiling garden gnome holding a colorful flag is presented as Nick’s new friend by his mother. The joke is a pun on “homosexual,” reframing the gnome as a “gnomosexual” and using an absurd surprise to suggest Nick will never be lonely again.

• @sbunem / 40593 2023-02-20