Chess Opening Nobody Knows

Text on the meme

Hi, I've been playing chess a while and have developed my own opening over time. I've never seen any one else play it before. Does this opening have a name?

What it means

A chessboard shows an unusual opening position with several pieces and pawns still on their starting squares. The joke is that the player presents a random or unconventional move sequence as a mysterious personal opening, inviting others to name it. This meme is used when someone invents an odd strategy and seeks validation or a funny explanation.

Objects

chessboard / шахматная доска chess pieces / шахматные фигуры white king / белый король white queen / белый ферзь white rooks / белые ладьи white bishops / белые слоны white knights / белые кони white pawns / белые пешки black king / чёрный король black queen / чёрный ферзь black rooks / чёрные ладьи black bishops / чёрные слоны black knights / чёрные кони black pawns / чёрные пешки green squares / зелёные клетки highlighted yellow squares / выделенные жёлтые клетки chess opening position / позиция шахматного дебюта