Snape Takes Points from Gryffindor

my class? But that's bullsh** from Gryffindor HUNDRED a real number? None you emo c**t!

A low-poly Harry Potter parody shows Harry Potter arguing with Professor Snape in a dark Hogwarts setting. Snape keeps deducting increasingly absurd numbers of points from Gryffindor, while Harry protests until the exchange ends in an aggressive insult. The escalating deductions and deadpan delivery make it work as an absurd reaction video for mocking unfair punishment or an argument that gets out of hand.

Mr. Potter, what did I tell you about talking in my class? But I wasn't talking. Four million points from Gryffindor. Oh no! That's bullshit! You don't even have that many points. Fine. Thirty billion points from Gryffindor. You can't even get that many points your big nose twat. How do you know? Four hundred cajillion billion points from Gryffindor. That's not even a real number. And a pair of your mother's panties. What? What do you want them for? None of your concern. 30 points from Grafindor. Oh get fucked you emo cunt.

• @sbunem / 37052 2023-01-12