Elon Musk Testosterone Logic

PEOPLE HAVE QUESTIONED HOW I CAN BE COMPLETELY STRAIGHT FORNICATE FAILED TO COMPREHEND TESTOSTERONE LEVELS ARE SO HIGH ARE ESSENTIALLY JUST WHEN COMPARED TO ME.

A rapidly edited video montage features Elon Musk in interviews and outdoor footage, with a brief shot of Stephen Colbert, while captions build a deliberately absurd explanation for how someone can claim to be straight while having sex with men. The punchline is that the speaker supposedly has such high testosterone that other men are “essentially just women” compared with him. The montage is set to Hensonn’s “Sahara,” whose intense phonk/electronic beat and dramatic edits make the ridiculous claim feel exaggerated and mock-serious. EN: A rapidly edited video montage features Elon Musk in interviews and outdoor footage, with a brief shot of Stephen Colbert, while captions build a deliberately absurd explanation for how someone can claim to be straight while having sex with men. The punchline is that the speaker supposedly has such high testosterone that other men are “essentially just women” compared with him. The montage is set to Hensonn’s “Sahara,” whose intense phonk/electronic beat and dramatic edits make the ridiculous claim feel exaggerated and mock-serious.

People have questioned how I can be completely straight and still fornicate with men. But what they have failed to comprehend is that my testosterone levels are so high that other men are essentially just women when compared to me.

♪ Hensonn — Sahara

• @sbunem / 36671 2023-01-07