Kermit in Half-Life 2

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Kermit the Frog is inserted into a chaotic Half-Life 2-style montage, appearing as a briefcase-carrying fugitive, interacting with Alyx Vance and other characters, fleeing through industrial environments, fighting alongside armed soldiers, and ending up seemingly dead on the ground. The serious action-game dialogue and the dramatic music contrast absurdly with Kermit's harmless puppet appearance, making the joke a reaction to being chased into increasingly dangerous situations. The soundtrack is “Hazardous Environments” by Valve, with tense ambient music and a notable glass-shattering sound effect. EN: Kermit the Frog is inserted into a chaotic Half-Life 2-style montage, appearing as a briefcase-carrying fugitive, interacting with Alyx Vance and other characters, fleeing through industrial environments, fighting alongside armed soldiers, and ending up seemingly dead on the ground. The serious action-game dialogue and the dramatic music contrast absurdly with Kermit's harmless puppet appearance, making the joke a reaction to being chased into increasingly dangerous situations. The soundtrack is “Hazardous Environments” by Valve, with tense ambient music and a notable glass-shattering sound effect.

Hold on there must be some mistake. Don't you know me? I'm Kermit the Frogs. I'm Alex Vance. Oh, hi. I'm Kermit Man a few words aren't you? I'm a frog. Hey, what's going on? I hope you appreciate that I'm doing all my own stunts. What's the matter with you? You're gonna be crazy chasing me halfway across the country. Why are you doing this to me? Resistance has shown it is willing to accept a new leader Well, thanks anyway, but I'm really pretty happy to where I am. Now we're about to embark on a potentially dangerous mission. There could be physical violence, there could be gunplay, and there's the slightest chance that somebody might even get killed. I'm sure you have everything you need.

♪ Valve — Hazardous Environments

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