The VelociPastor Movie Review
The VelociPastor ★★★★☆ (137) IMDb 5.6 1h 10min 2019 16+ After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a prostitute convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas.
A fake movie listing for “The VelociPastor” shows a priest who can transform into a dinosaur after traveling to China. A prostitute persuades him to use his power to fight crime and ninjas, parodying absurd low-budget movie plots and exaggerated streaming-service synopses. It is sent as a reaction to something hilariously nonsensical or unexpectedly bizarre.
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- @sbunem / 35730 2022-12-24
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- image
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- 640×690 · 65.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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