Gandalf Explains Gooning

ahh.. I can stop Jerking off any time I want to. THERE IS ANOTHER WAY TO LIVE BROTHER Oh so you can still recognize Vril, huh? Ahh God is good. God Bless, Endure.

A heavily edited Lord of the Rings-style video shows Gandalf and Théoden-like figures solemnly discussing another way to live, while the subtitles turn the exchange into an absurd monologue about masturbation, gooning, artificial stimulation, and spiritual awakening. The joke comes from pairing grand fantasy speeches and dramatic music with increasingly vulgar internet-brainrot dialogue, making it useful as an ironic reaction to someone defending an unhealthy habit or claiming they can quit whenever they want.

I can stop drinking off anytime I want to. He can stop what he wants to. The whole existence is cooming, and that's really sad. There is another way to live, brother. If you could wait for some boring, boring slops, enjoy a happy life, and have them all hidden in your sight, more artificial stimuli. Ha ha ha ha! All I need to coom is that I am happy. What else could you bring me? Eh, you're real! Oh, so you can still recognize real, huh? That I'm falling right in like a dandies. You're waking up and you're selling goof. Goof! The выглядит now goofing. discovery If you wanna set my dick out it's fucking kill feed my dick will it跟我 like ass That's my B п ͸ ͟ящ Orn Jewish brainwashing Bad Horn Brainwashing B A D Holy fuck Godwitch I have something to give you Much better to grab your dick every day a sword Swing it around Hit shit and scream.

• @sbunem / 35028 2022-12-16