Virgin Stegosaurus vs Chad Ankylosaurus

THE VIRGIN STEGOSAURUS THE CHAD ANKYLOSAURUS known for being stupid proportionate head tiny head, reminds you how small his brain is not smart either, but nobody holds it against him because everything else about him is badass. only has plates along its spine "roofed lizard" "fused lizard" full of openings Plates not even meant for defensive purposes. underbelly is the only area of his body not covered in armor, good luck flipping him over without getting thwacked. no weird bony plates thagomizer is less effective than club tail, mostly good for soft tissue. badass club tail can bludgeon soft tissue and shatter bone fills plates with blood as a display to attract beckys and scare away other dinosaurs sounds like sexual harassment to me known for giving theropods anderson silva legs

A comparison meme contrasts a weak-looking Stegosaurus with a powerful, humanoid Ankylosaurus. The joke uses the Virgin vs Chad format to mock the Stegosaurus’s small head, defensive plates, and ineffective tail while praising the Ankylosaurus’s armor and club tail. It is sent as a humorous reaction when comparing an unimpressive option with an obviously superior one.

• @sbunem / 33841 2022-11-28