Paul Allen's OC Is Thicc

last night but that's NOTHING nice to MINE very nice THICCness of it BRICKHEAD ur sweating...

An animated American Psycho parody shows Patrick Bateman and Paul Allen comparing increasingly bizarre original characters, ending with a phone image of a voluptuous purple Sonic-style cat character. Bateman’s controlled admiration collapses into shock and nervous sweating when Paul reveals the character’s exaggerated “thickness,” parodying the film’s competitive obsession with tasteful status symbols. EN: An animated American Psycho parody shows Patrick Bateman and Paul Allen comparing increasingly bizarre original characters, ending with a phone image of a voluptuous purple Sonic-style cat character. Bateman’s controlled admiration collapses into shock and nervous sweating when Paul reveals the character’s exaggerated “thickness,” parodying the film’s competitive obsession with tasteful status symbols.

Is that a gram? New character. What do you think? Ho ho, nice O.C. Look at that. I developed the lore last night. Good coloring. She's a lynx. She's Sonic's ex-girlfriend. Her name's Puddles. She's so fast, she time travels. It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this. That is really nice. Lance of the Ocelot. He's a Vore. What do you think? Nice. Jesus. That is really super. How did Nitwood like you get so tasteful? I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's O.C. to mine. But wait, you ain't seen nothin' yet. Garrett the Groundhog, 14 inches. Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's O.C. The spikes, the tasteful thickness of it. Oh my god, it even has big mommy milkers. Something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.

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