Very Reclusive Brown Recluse

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A person shines a flashlight around a dark, cluttered outdoor area while excitedly claiming to have found a brown recluse spider. The camera eventually reveals a large dark chicken or rooster instead, making the repeated description of the animal as “very reclusive” absurd. The deadpan, escalating commentary turns an ordinary hidden bird into a ridiculous wildlife discovery. EN: A person shines a flashlight around a dark, cluttered outdoor area while excitedly claiming to have found a brown recluse spider. The camera eventually reveals a large dark chicken or rooster instead, making the repeated description of the animal as “very reclusive” absurd. The deadpan, escalating commentary turns an ordinary hidden bird into a ridiculous wildlife discovery.

No freaking way, check out this brown recluse. Come here. Look at this brown recluse. Look how reclusive this brown is. Very reclusive, yes. Very nice and reclusive. Oh my god. I understand.

• @sbunem / 30360 2022-10-05