I Want to Be Like Mommy

I want to be like mommy! Dear Mrs. Jones, I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.

A child’s drawing shows her mother receiving money from several people, with the caption “I want to be like mommy!” The mother writes to the teacher explaining that the drawing depicts her selling the last snow shovel at Home Depot during a blizzard, not exotic dancing. The joke comes from the child’s innocent but highly misleading interpretation. EN: A child’s drawing shows her mother receiving money from several people, with the caption “I want to be like mommy!” The mother writes to the teacher explaining that the drawing depicts her selling the last snow shovel at Home Depot during a blizzard, not exotic dancing. The joke comes from the child’s innocent but highly misleading interpretation.

• @sbunem / 27938 2022-08-30