Philosopher Alignment Chart

→ THE PHILOSOPHER ↓ SHIT / HER FANS SIMP | SOY | Normie | CHAD | TOXIC SIMP Freud | Foucault | Descartes | Nietzsche | Heidegger SOY Kafka | Kierkegaard | Rousseau | Marx | Rand Normie Plato | Aristotle | Kant | Socrates | Hobbes CHAD G. Buddha | Sartre | Spinoza | Camus | Diogenes TOXIC Jesus | Schopenhauer | Smith | Machiavelli | Hegel

A grayscale philosopher alignment chart ranks famous thinkers from “simp” and “soy” to “normie,” “chad,” and “toxic,” with philosophers placed in a matrix according to the supposed relationship between the philosopher and their fans. The joke comes from reducing complex philosophical reputations to an absurd internet alignment system, with figures like Jesus, Diogenes, and Machiavelli placed at the most extreme level. EN: A grayscale philosopher alignment chart ranks famous thinkers from “simp” and “soy” to “normie,” “chad,” and “toxic,” with philosophers placed in a matrix according to the supposed relationship between the philosopher and their fans. The joke comes from reducing complex philosophical reputations to an absurd internet alignment system, with figures like Jesus, Diogenes, and Machiavelli placed at the most extreme level.

• @sbunem / 24859 2022-07-03