Nonchalant Kid Steals Shoes

Text on the meme

Omg this kid!! NONCHALANT AF he casually strolls downstairs... AND grabbed those shoes and went back upstairs. Side eyeing me the whole way past. I shot him a little wink 😏. They gonna hit that side door. bet.

What it means

A humorous Twitter screenshot describes a child casually walking downstairs, stealing shoes, and returning upstairs while giving the narrator a side-eye. The joke is the exaggeratedly calm description of an obvious theft, shared as a reaction to someone acting boldly and suspiciously without concern.

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Twitter post / публикация в Twitter black-and-white profile photo / чёрно-белая фотография профиля American flag emoji / эмодзи с флагом США upward-trending chart emoji / эмодзи с растущим графиком money bag emoji / эмодзи с мешком денег child / ребёнок shoes / обувь stairs / лестница side door / боковая дверь winking face emoji / эмодзи подмигивающего лица text message / текстовое сообщение