Virgin Dovahkiin vs Chad Nerevarine

the virgin dovahkiin The Chad Nerevarine has to autistically screech to get his way needs a companion to carry his shit because he's too weak gets no respect from followers, they are sarcastic to him still gets shit from everyone even though he saved the world probably stuck being Hermaeus Mora's bitch in Apocrypha until the next kalpa is on Nintendo switch can't even stop a few elves from cannibalizing his religion sword looks more like a paddle, probably overcompensating no sense of style, wears whatever old rags he manages to find or craft after working his ass off is an 'n'wah can't get pussy unless he installs countless mods built his fame from nothing, now everyone recognises and praises him positive canthal tilt his coming was prophesized by Azura, doesn't give a fuck the khajiit are all over him wields a wide variety of weapons can claim literally any property on Vvardenfell as his own, free of charge single-handedly defeated three living gods personally knows the last living dwemer immaculate sense of style, has a deep understanding of layering got bored with Tamriel, decided to colonise Akavir by himself is able to teleport and levitate at will master blacksmiths crave the opportunity to craft him armour succeeded where countless other incarnates failed crafts his own spells tailored exactly to his preferences

A Virgin vs. Chad comparison contrasts the Dragonborn from Skyrim with the Nerevarine from Morrowind. The Dragonborn is mocked as weak, unfashionable, dependent on companions and mods, while the Nerevarine is portrayed as effortlessly powerful, stylish and revered. The joke celebrates Morrowind's protagonist and exaggerates the differences between the two Elder Scrolls heroes as a reaction to debates about which game has the cooler main character.

• @sbunem / 4133 2020-02-20