What Do You Do on the Toilet?

Text on the meme

What do you do on the toilet? surf the web multitask display a touch of aristocracy fear no gods through reduction become whole channel the Rat King reverse roles

What it means

A humorous illustrated chart shows people using a toilet in increasingly bizarre ways: surfing the web, multitasking, acting aristocratic, fearing no gods, becoming whole through reduction, channeling the Rat King, and reversing roles. The joke is the escalating absurdity of treating ordinary bathroom habits as grand philosophical or supernatural actions, making it useful as a reaction to strange or overcomplicated behavior.

Objects

toilet / туалет seated person / сидящий человек standing person / стоящий человек blue shirt / синяя рубашка shorts / шорты newspaper / газета smartphone / смартфон red aristocratic hat / красная аристократическая шляпа web browsing / просмотр веб-страниц multitasking / многозадачность rat / крыса rat king / крысиный король human-animal hybrid / человек-зверь toilet paper / туалетная бумага illustrated chart / иллюстрированная схема