Stay Hydrated, Avoid Drama

Text on the meme

NUTRITION FACT: If you drink a gallon of water per day, you won’t have time for other people's drama because you’ll be too busy peeing Stay hydrated my friends.

What it means

A blue silhouette drinks from a large water jug beneath a fake nutrition fact claiming that drinking a gallon of water daily leaves no time for other people’s drama because you are too busy peeing. The joke turns hydration advice into an absurd excuse for avoiding gossip and social conflict. EN: A blue silhouette drinks from a large water jug beneath a fake nutrition fact claiming that drinking a gallon of water daily leaves no time for other people’s drama because you are too busy peeing. The joke turns hydration advice into an absurd excuse for avoiding gossip and social conflict.

Objects

blue human silhouette / синий силуэт человека large water jug / большая канистра с водой water / вода open mouth / открытый рот dark background / тёмный фон leaf logo / логотип с листом drinking / питьё hydration / гидратация