Virgin Sequel Trilogy vs Chad Mandalorian

The Virgin Sequel Trilogy Wrote by Jar Jar Abrams Women are too blind to see Mary Sue, skip character development. Total plot armor Sidekick: Fin (space janitor) Weapons: collects lightsabers to bury them Has a cute droid, BB-8 Wants a love interest "WHERE'S BEN? I MISSED HIM..." Vest: White kimono to say she's still a pure virgin Wish: return to Jakku... (she's still a junker) A fucking flamethrower Has character development. Scars made a man THE CHADOLORIAN Wrote by Chad Favreau Sees everything (and in X-Ray!) Sidekick: Cool green globin everybody loves Weapons: ONE-MAN-ARMY "Get over here" Fucking HATES droids. Trust no one. SALTY END Wish: grab a JETPACK! (he's a bounty hunter!) YEE... MY BRO! LET'S RIDE! Makes him mad and disagrees with you Disregard bitches, acquire beskar Vest: Shining armor to show who's the boss Canon? extra genetics points THE RAZOR CREST HAS NO BRAKES!

The meme compares Rey and the Star Wars sequel trilogy with the Mandalorian using the Virgin versus Chad format. Rey is mocked as a poorly written Mary Sue with plot armor, while the Mandalorian is portrayed as an overpowered, respected bounty hunter with armor, beskar, a jetpack, and Grogu as his beloved sidekick. It is used as a sarcastic reaction praising The Mandalorian while criticizing the sequel trilogy. EN: The meme compares Rey and the Star Wars sequel trilogy with the Mandalorian using the Virgin versus Chad format. Rey is mocked as a poorly written Mary Sue with plot armor, while the Mandalorian is portrayed as an overpowered, respected bounty hunter with armor, beskar, a jetpack, and Grogu as his beloved sidekick. It is used as a sarcastic reaction praising The Mandalorian while criticizing the sequel trilogy.

• @sbunem / 2012 2019-12-24