Discord Degenerate Meets a Girl

Text on the meme

Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I'm meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don't DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you'll most likely get aired because ill be with the girl (again I don't expect you to understand) shes actually really interested in me and its not a situation i can pass up for some meaningless Discord degenerates (because ill be meeting a girl, not that you really are going to understand) this is my life now. Meeting women and not wasting my precious time online, I have to move on from such simple things and branch out (you wouldnt understand) @everyone What in the fuck

What it means

A Discord user dramatically announces that he is leaving for a date with a “real” girl, repeatedly insisting that the other users could never understand. The punchline is the absurdly overconfident, repetitive message followed by the blunt reply “What in the fuck,” making it a reaction to exaggerated bragging and obvious insecurity.

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Discord chat screenshot / скриншот чата Discord long text message / длинное текстовое сообщение reply message / ответное сообщение dark interface / тёмный интерфейс blurred profile pictures / размытые аватарки mention tag / тег упоминания date with a girl / свидание с девушкой computer screen / экран компьютера