December Work and Holiday Calendar

Text on the meme

DECEMBER 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 Pretend to work Don’t even pretend anymore Say you’re going to shop for Christmas presents Actually shop for Christmas presents Destroy your body with food and alcohol Prepare for the inevitable disappointment of New Year’s eve / Realize you accomplished absolutely nothing this year

What it means

A color-coded December calendar shows different holiday-season moods and activities: pretending to work, giving up, shopping for Christmas presents, overeating and drinking, and finally feeling disappointed about the year. The joke exaggerates the familiar December cycle and is used as a relatable reaction to holiday procrastination and end-of-year burnout. EN: A color-coded December calendar shows different holiday-season moods and activities: pretending to work, giving up, shopping for Christmas presents, overeating and drinking, and finally feeling disappointed about the year. The joke exaggerates the familiar December cycle and is used as a relatable reaction to holiday procrastination and end-of-year burnout.

Objects

calendar / календарь December dates / даты декабря green calendar squares / зелёные клетки календаря yellow calendar squares / жёлтые клетки календаря blue calendar squares / синие клетки календаря orange calendar square / оранжевая клетка календаря pink calendar squares / розовые клетки календаря purple calendar square / фиолетовая клетка календаря colored legend / цветная легенда green circle / зелёный круг yellow circle / жёлтый круг blue circle / синий круг orange circle / оранжевый круг pink circle / розовый круг purple circle / фиолетовый круг Christmas presents / рождественские подарки food / еда alcohol / алкоголь