If Google Was a Guy

IF GOOGLE WAS A GUY *Laughter* My grandson Nathan. Weed amount legal NYC. Download Firefox.

A series of office scenes imagines Google as a strange, impatient man responding to absurd search queries, including questions about grandchildren, weed laws, and browsers. The joke comes from treating autocomplete-style searches as if they were conversations with a socially awkward person; the clip uses deadpan reactions, laughter, and escalating nonsense for comic effect. The audio is a fast stream of increasingly bizarre questions with comedic music and brief laughter, making the surreal interrogation feel deliberately overwhelming.

Next. Hello there. Is today, tomorrow, New Zealand? Yes. Foot same length Europe? What? Itch same length Europe. Gmail.com. What is Bitcoin? Butthole! Gross fat butthole dick poop. Is that what kids are into these days? Are your parents home? Miss Pippi. You mean Mississippi? Hey, I'm not a dictionary. My grad son Nathan. Song that goes, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Girls college. Oh, let me see here. College girls. Nude. Really? Pat your castles. Pat castles. Pat castles funny. Bitcoin market value. Weed, Amount, Legal, NYC. Patrick Castle's funny writer, College Humor. How are you gonna do this all day? What is Prime Meridian? Hedgehog cute. Do you mean Hedgehog? Hedgehog cute. Do you mean Hedgehog? Hedgehog cute. Download Firefox. Ever heard of Chrome? How to buy Bitcoin. Titanic drawing. Titanic movie drawing. Titanic movie drawing scene. Kate wins the tits. Round two. Facebook.com, my grandson Nathan. No. Dexter based on real. Free hamster. Unbuy bitcoin. Boston bomber. It's real tragedy. Cute one. Oh fucking shit!

• @sbunem / 1133 2019-12-02