Miraculous Cyber-Bullying Solution

12th August 2013. Last updated 10:12 Scientists discover miraculous way to stop Cyber-Bullying Scientists have recently discovered a new way to prevent Cyber-Bullying. An extremely complex formula was derived in order to solve this nation wide problem. Many Scientists have been quoted saying another way to prevent it is to "quit being a little bitch" it is unknown at this time if this is true. The rest of this text is just filler. The extremely complex method in action Sleep Hibernate Shut Down An alternate method currently being tested

A parody BBC News article claims scientists discovered a miraculous way to stop cyber-bullying. The supposedly extremely complex method is simply pressing the computer power button, with sleep, hibernate, and shut down offered as alternatives. The joke mocks overblown news reporting and is used as a sarcastic reaction to online harassment or an easy solution to a complicated problem.

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