Things to Say to the Police Officer

THINGS TO SAY TO THE POLICE OFFICER OFFICERNOON AFTERNOO DO YOU KNOW WHY YOU PULLED ME OVER WHAT ARE YOUR INTENTIONS WITH MY RIGHTS? I’M RECORDING FOR YOUR SAFETY. HOLD MY BEER. DON’T BE A HERO. WHO LEGALLY OWNS YOU? WATCH YOUR TONE SELL ME THIS WEAPON.

A dark, stylized poster shows a stern police officer beside a list of provocative things to say during a traffic stop. The joke is that each line is deliberately confrontational or absurd, escalating an ordinary police interaction into a risky challenge. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone who wants to argue with authority or make a situation dramatically worse. EN: A dark, stylized poster shows a stern police officer beside a list of provocative things to say during a traffic stop. The joke is that each line is deliberately confrontational or absurd, escalating an ordinary police interaction into a risky challenge. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone who wants to argue with authority or make a situation dramatically worse.

• @deenya_md / 29156 2026-10-12