The Same Nail Twice

Not the worst that happened to me but possibly funniest >Removing shite old rotten fence >step on 4” rusty nail stuck in bit of wood >rip bastard out, chuck it at wall and hit hospital for tetanus stab and hole glue. They said I should have brought nail with me but fuck it >get home and start clearing again, immediately step on same nail board again with other foot >back to hospital, took nailboard with me this time >docs don't even want to see it... wtf > get home, sit on sofa and feel pain in my left arse cheek > same fucking nail, fell out of my pocket

A text-based forum post recounts someone stepping on a rusty nail, going to the hospital, then accidentally stepping on the same nail with the other foot. After taking it to the hospital, the nail supposedly falls from their pocket and causes pain in their buttock at home, making the escalating bad luck absurdly funny. EN: A text-based forum post recounts someone stepping on a rusty nail, going to the hospital, then accidentally stepping on the same nail with the other foot. After taking it to the hospital, the nail supposedly falls from their pocket and causes pain in their buttock at home, making the escalating bad luck absurdly funny.

• @eternalclassic / 95594 2026-10-12