Real Hacker vs AI Agent Hacker

Real Hacker Spent last weekend fuzzing Chromium, this week diving into the Linux kernel syscall interface. Didn't like Burp Suite. Made my own proxy in Python with raw sockets Analyzed the exploit chain of a real APT group to learn their persistence techniques. Haven’t slept in 42 hours. Surviving on instant noodles and redbull, but that calc poop is almost there AI Agent Hacker This GitHub repo has 2 stars and hasn’t been updated in 5 years. Definitely high value. Wrote a Python script that parses README.md files looking for credentials. Saw the string ‘eval’ in JavaScript. Assumed it’s XSS. Context overflow... token starvation... hallucinating now... feed me, human

A two-row comparison contrasts a technically skilled real hacker with an AI agent hacker. The joke mocks AI agents for treating a low-star, outdated GitHub repository as valuable, searching README files for credentials, mistaking “eval” for XSS, and hallucinating when their context runs out. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to overconfident or incompetent AI cybersecurity claims.

• @infosecmemes / 1041 2025-06-19