Paul Perkenstein's Internet Chat Room Revenge

WIDE WORLD OF WEB THE BLACK MARKET! Audrey Stevens

A bespectacled man in an argyle sweater hosts a deliberately dated internet show from a room with a CRT computer. He investigates a chat-room user's family after an insult, discovers the user's daughter, and retaliates by threatening to send a dangerous-looking gift purchased from a black-market website. The cheerful educational-TV presentation and typing sounds make the escalation absurd and darkly comedic.

Hi there, I'm Paul Perkenstein and welcome to the wide world of web today segment internet chat rooms Hello, how are you today? It appears Greg has challenged our manhood we need to find out everything we can about his interests fears and most of all his family Oh look, he has a daughter. Let's copy and paste that with the response, the only pussy I know is your daughters. Now he appears to be threatening me. Looks like it's time to send our friend Greg a bright, shiny gift. Just make sure to add in Greg's address with your purchase. You've got mail. I'm Paul Perkins-Steen, and this is the Wide World of Web.

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