Attackers Steal the Wrong Tools
👨🏻💼 THESE ATTACKERS BROKE IN TO STEAL OUR PENTESTING TOOLS, AND 👩🏻🎤 Wait, you’re saying they burnt world-class TTP to steal your XSS scanners? 👨🏻💼 YES VERY NICE TOOLS, HERE ARE SOME YARA RULES WHICH 👩🏻🎤 no, say, client data they might have been after? 👨🏻💼 AHEM YARA RULES WHICH
A text-based cybersecurity dialogue shows a suited man claiming attackers broke in to steal penetration-testing tools, while a green-haired woman points out that they may have burned an advanced attack technique to steal XSS scanners. When she asks whether they were after client data, he awkwardly repeats that he has YARA rules, turning the exchange into a joke about security teams focusing on tools and indicators instead of the actual breach impact.
text dialogue / текстовый диалогbusinessman emoji / эмодзи бизнесменаgreen-haired woman emoji / эмодзи зеленоволосой женщиныdark background / тёмный фонwhite text / белый текстpentesting tools / инструменты пентестаXSS scanners / сканеры XSSYARA rules / правила YARAclient data / данные клиентовcyberattack / кибератакаsecurity tools / инструменты безопасностиspeech exchange / обмен репликами
- @infosecmemes / 489 2020-12-09
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- image
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- 750×749 · 66.6 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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