Apple Zero-Days Cost One Billion

Fun fact: Apple iOS 14.x has more persistence 0days than iOS 12.x. As always: more features, more zero-days, more tears. Apple should just buy @Zerodium and finally make iOS as secure as it should be. Our current valuation is 1 billion dollars. PS: I accept cash or Apple shares. 1 BILLION DOLLARS

A tweet jokes that Apple’s newer iOS version has more persistent zero-days and suggests Apple buy Zerodium to improve security. The punchline uses Dr. Evil offering to accept one billion dollars or Apple shares, mocking the enormous valuation and the idea of Apple simply purchasing its way out of the problem. EN: A tweet jokes that Apple’s newer iOS version has more persistent zero-days and suggests Apple buy Zerodium to improve security. The punchline uses Dr. Evil offering to accept one billion dollars or Apple shares, mocking the enormous valuation and the idea of Apple simply purchasing its way out of the problem.

• @infosecmemes / 420 2020-09-22