XSS Vulnerability Pickup Line

SO I FOUND A CROSS SITE SCRIPTING VULNERABILITY IN A REDIRECT PARAMETER. I WAS ABLE TO USE JAVASCRIPT:ALERT(JSON.STRINGIFY (LOCALSTORAGE)) IN THE PARAMETER BOX TO PULL CONTENTS FROM THE BROWSERS LOCAL STORAGE. I PULLED ACCESS TOKENS DUE TO POOR MISCONFIGURATION.

A man leans toward a woman in a nightclub as if whispering a seductive line, while the text describes exploiting a cross-site scripting vulnerability to steal browser access tokens. The joke treats highly technical cybersecurity jargon as an absurd flirting technique, making it a reaction meme for infosec humor and awkward pickup lines.

• @infosecmemes / 293 2020-07-03