Nix Your Reality

Every day, I'm imagine a future where I can be with you. In my hand, is a pen that'll write derivations of me and you. The bytes flow down to a functional store Just move your PATH, like the way into this attr. But in this world of indefinible builds, What will it take just to find stability? What will it take just to find... that special day? Now I found every package a derivation that works today? When you're here, everything that we make can still be re-created. When I can't even change my own config What good's that choice, when my program does it all? And if this env won't let me touch a thing, What will it take just to be the parent call? Does nix-ern only make heavy builds that are hard to keep doing? Is it fine to use the cache or should I do the builds locally? The bytes flow down into a hash table How can I make my dream a reality? If I can't use the config you gave me? How do you make things in your reality? And in your reality. If I don't know how to follow you... I'll give you Nix.

На скриншоте рабочего стола Windows XP открыто текстовое окно с файлом «nix your reality.txt», содержащим шуточную песню о Nix, конфигурации, пакетах, сборках и зависимостях. Справа изображена героиня аниме, а текст пародирует романтическую песню, превращая её слова в набор шуток для пользователей Nix и разработчиков. Мем используют как реакцию на сложность Nix, декларативных конфигураций и воспроизводимых сборок. EN: A Windows XP desktop screenshot shows a text window titled “nix your reality.txt” containing a joke song about Nix, configuration, packages, builds, and dependencies. An anime girl is pictured on the right, while the text parodies a romantic song by turning its lyrics into jokes for Nix users and developers. The meme is used as a reaction to the complexity of Nix, declarative configuration, and reproducible builds.

• @infosecmemes / 159 2020-01-21