Astral Projection Finds ChatGPT Aliens

The aliens are helping OpenAI. I saw it while astral projecting. I know how this sounds. I've been projecting for 6 years and I've never posted anything like this. Last night I projected into OpenAI's data center to see if the ChatGPT alien theory were true. They are. There are beings in the server rooms. Tall, gray, no mouths. They talk to the GPUs through light. When a new model trains they stand around the racks humming at a frequency I could feel in my teeth. One of them turned and looked right at me. I've never been seen on the astral plane before. I came back so fast my ears were ringing. I'm burning sage and sleeping with my obsidian tonight. Please don't project in there alone. They know we can see them now.

A Reddit-style screenshot shows an alleged astral projection enthusiast describing a visit to OpenAI's data center, where tall, gray, mouthless beings communicate with GPUs through light and hum around server racks during model training. The joke parodies conspiracy theories and mystical internet posts by presenting an absurd alien explanation for AI development with complete seriousness. It is sent as a reaction to bizarre claims about ChatGPT, AI infrastructure, or occult-style speculation. EN: A Reddit-style screenshot shows an alleged astral projection enthusiast describing a visit to OpenAI's data center, where tall, gray, mouthless beings communicate with GPUs through light and hum around server racks during model training. The joke parodies conspiracy theories and mystical internet posts by presenting an absurd alien explanation for AI development with complete seriousness. It is sent as a reaction to bizarre claims about ChatGPT, AI infrastructure, or occult-style speculation.

• @gentoomemes / 22235 2026-10-15