Salesperson Body Count Advice

hiring my first sales person what should I look for? Body count. what Listen. If they've managed to convince a large number of strangers to have intercourse with them (sometimes unprotected and in public locations) Then they can definitely convince enterprises to buy your worthless agentic SaaS. Engineers are the opposite. They need to be at zero.

A fake iMessage conversation shows someone asking what to look for when hiring a first salesperson. The absurd advice is to choose someone with a high “body count,” equating sexual persuasion with sales ability, while joking that engineers should have zero experience. It is a crude reaction meme about startup culture, sales stereotypes, and worthless AI SaaS products.

• @proebdolboeba / 137695 2026-10-15