White Criminal of the Day Record

Name: CORTES, NATHANAEL DOC #: 00750465 Birth Year: 2002 Age: 23 Height: 5' 8" Weight: 120 Race: WHITE Ethnicity: UNKNOWN Hair Color: BLACK Eye Color: BROWN Sex: MALE Dexterity: UNKNOWN PhotoDate: 05/05/2026

A criminal-record-style card shows Nathanael Cortes’s booking photo and personal details, with “Race: WHITE” circled in red. The joke is the apparent mismatch between the listed race and the man’s appearance, making it a reaction to an absurd or questionable official record. EN: A criminal-record-style card shows Nathanael Cortes’s booking photo and personal details, with “Race: WHITE” circled in red. The joke is the apparent mismatch between the listed race and the man’s appearance, making it a reaction to an absurd or questionable official record.

• @tgkshitandpost / 17962 2026-08-11