Discovering the Cheat Code

>be me >straight >walk into starbucks on college campus >stand in line >feel something in the depths of my bowels >shit pants aggressively everyone hears and sees >cant unshit my pants so i decide to keep going about my day >when i ordered my latte the workers got it out to me as fast as possible >when i went to my classes there were no assholes who sat next to me or even near me >on my walk back to my apartment nobody bothered me with any bullshit >when i cooked dinner that night my roommates all left the common area so i had the kitchen to myself wtf did i just discover a cheat code? i should do this more often

A Wojak-style anonymous imageboard post describes a man who accidentally shits his pants at Starbucks, then notices that everyone treats him unusually well and leaves him alone. He jokingly concludes that public humiliation has unlocked a cheat code for avoiding social interaction and inconvenience. This meme is sent as an absurd reaction to discovering an unexpectedly effective, embarrassing life hack. EN: A Wojak-style anonymous imageboard post describes a man who accidentally shits his pants at Starbucks, then notices that everyone treats him unusually well and leaves him alone. He jokingly concludes that public humiliation has unlocked a cheat code for avoiding social interaction and inconvenience. This meme is sent as an absurd reaction to discovering an unexpectedly effective, embarrassing life hack.