I Wanna Pick the Girl

SUBWAY I WANNA PICK GIRL Roll Ranking 1 9% Necessities 2 8% Stationary 3 6% Food Y Retry X Select Plaza THAT LARGE BALL OKAY B Go Back

A bearded man wearing headphones speaks into a microphone in front of a Subway restaurant while colorful gameplay footage and a ranking menu appear below him. He accidentally says he wants to “pick up the little girl,” then frantically clarifies that he means he has a large ball, creating an absurd and uncomfortable misunderstanding. The repeated corrections, awkward facial expressions, and dramatic music make it work as a cringe reaction meme for situations where someone says something that sounds much worse than intended.

I want to pick up the rabbits? Dude, I want to pick up the little girl. Dude, I want to pick up the little girl- Nah, not like that. We live in weird times. I didn't mean that. I meant, I I am- I have a large ball. That's not what I- Oh shit. Okay. What I meant to say was... Noooourr!

• @tgkshitandpost / 17153 2026-06-11