Farthest Scientology Speedrun

Farthest Recorded Scientology Speedrun ESA RESEARCH FACILITY NO SMOKING AREA enjoy pop

A low-poly orange robot and a soldier sprint through a strange research facility while passing scientists and vending machines. The robot eventually reaches a cafeteria-like room, where a stern bald scientist in sunglasses raises his fist toward the camera. The joke treats escaping or traversing the facility as an absurdly long “Scientology speedrun,” with energetic game music making the chase feel comically dramatic. EN: A low-poly orange robot and a soldier sprint through a strange research facility while passing scientists and vending machines. The robot eventually reaches a cafeteria-like room, where a stern bald scientist in sunglasses raises his fist toward the camera. The joke treats escaping or traversing the facility as an absurdly long “Scientology speedrun,” with energetic game music making the chase feel comically dramatic.

• @tgkshitandpost / 16377 2026-05-05