Plans That Cannot Be Shared

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The clip shows an online shopping cart scrolling through increasingly suspicious items: a Walkman, jacket, T-shirt, bandages, hammer, baseball bat, and finally a rooster mask. A bearded man appears in the lower half, reacting with growing seriousness while the audio repeats, “I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me,” ending with “I got some stuff in the works.” The joke is that his secret plans sound increasingly ominous when represented by the strange shopping list; the deadpan music and escalating reaction make it useful as an absurd reaction video for hinting at a questionable scheme.

I'm telling you now. I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me I have plans that I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me I have plans that I will not share right now because the haters will sabotage me and I got some stuff in the works

• @tgkshitandpost / 15480 2026-04-04