The Group Chat Is Never Available

the group chat when I ask who's available to play

A rapid montage follows a man traveling through bizarre locations and situations while repeatedly explaining where he is, from industrial facilities and an airplane lavatory to King's Cross, parks, parties, and an office. The joke is that when he asks the group chat who is available to play, everyone is impossibly busy or somewhere absurd; the relentless synthetic-sounding narration makes the escalating list funnier.\n\nEN: A rapid montage follows a man traveling through bizarre locations and situations while repeatedly explaining where he is, from industrial facilities and an airplane lavatory to King's Cross, parks, parties, and an office. The joke is that when he asks the group chat who is available to play, everyone is impossibly busy or somewhere absurd; the relentless synthetic-sounding narration makes the escalating list funnier.

I'm in Weldon Spring I'm in Yevley I'm in the abandoned city of Pripyat I'm inside one of the inch and down oil tanks I'm off to the Arctic for three weeks I am not inside a fusion reactor I'm in Hull I am at Disney World I'm in an airplane bathroom I am in an unpowered glider I am in Iceland I'm flying a few thousand feet over Lincolnshire I'm at Platform 9 and 3 quarters I am under the English Channel I am still in the Arctic I'm on top of a hill I am in Baton Rouge I am squinting into the sun. I'm in Swindon. I am about to cross a road. I'm in Bristol. I'm on my way back from the Arctic. I'm at Space Camp. I am putting myself at risk of being sued. I'm at a party. I'm at the Eureka weather station. I am with Norm. I am back with Norm. Last time I was outside this pub with Norm, he taught me how to strangle someone. I am back in the UK and I have a cold.

• @pokupkabitka / 23625 2023-03-21
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