Bare-Hand Sandwich Factory Interview

Fun fact, while we recorded this VO session Zach said to me verbatim "You know I bet in five years this'll be remixed into an epic Smiling Friends meme" and I said "What the hell is Smiling Friends?" Wtf is Charlie talking about😭🙏 Food choice

A fake social-media post introduces a bizarre voiceover about a factory worker who refuses to wear gloves because touching sandwiches gives him ecstatic, supernatural sensations and makes him feel connected to everyone who handled them. The video shows workers and sandwiches moving through a food-production line, with a confused Smiling Friends character circled in red. The joke comes from pairing an increasingly unhinged monologue with mundane sandwich assembly footage and the caption reacting as if Charlie's explanation makes no sense. EN: A fake social-media post introduces a bizarre voiceover about a factory worker who refuses to wear gloves because touching sandwiches gives him ecstatic, supernatural sensations and makes him feel connected to everyone who handled them. The video shows workers and sandwiches moving through a food-production line, with a confused Smiling Friends character circled in red. The joke comes from pairing an increasingly unhinged monologue with mundane sandwich assembly footage and the caption reacting as if Charlie's explanation makes no sense.

To conclude, here's a rare interview with a factory employee on why they all elect to not wear gloves during the sandwich assembly process. I know it sounds crazy, but whenever I touch these sandwiches and you're gonna laugh at me, you're gonna think I'm nuts, you're gonna think I'm crazy. When I touch these sandwiches, I feel the hands of every person who's touched them before me and after me. And I feel this jolt of like frigging lightning or something from my head to the tip of my, you know what? Sometimes while grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands, I just can't help but throw my head back at ecstasy and moan So whenever I go and talk to chicks, that's the chick said me. What do you do? And I say yes, I do grab sandwiches with my bare hands in a factory and Don't laughs don't laugh at me I feel like a spirit like an orb shoot through my body every time I grab a sandwich You know a lot of people laugh at me they beat me up. They give me black guys They broke my nose for four times I'm not gonna stop doing this. I love the people of this country. I love giving them soggy sandwiches and No, I'm not gonna stop What the fuck was that?

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