Solid Snake Explains Goth Dating

KEPT YOU WAITING IT'S JUST THAT THE SOME KIND OF AND PUT THAT SHIT CULTURE UNDERNEATH ALL SPELLBOUND

A looping game-style driving clip shows a dark SUV repeatedly racing and flipping along a bizarre elevated stunt track, with Solid Snake superimposed in the foreground wearing an earbud. Bold captions appear in fragments while a crude, deadpan voiceover gives dating advice about learning goth and emo culture, posing at a concert, dressing in black, and treating the woman normally. The joke comes from pairing absurdly serious advice and Snake’s intense expression with chaotic vehicle gameplay; synthetic-sounding speech and energetic game music make it feel like an overconfident internet tutorial. EN: A looping game-style driving clip shows a dark SUV repeatedly racing and flipping along a bizarre elevated stunt track, with Solid Snake superimposed in the foreground wearing an earbud. Bold captions appear in fragments while a crude, deadpan voiceover gives dating advice about learning goth and emo culture, posing at a concert, dressing in black, and treating the woman normally. The joke comes from pairing absurdly serious advice and Snake’s intense expression with chaotic vehicle gameplay; synthetic-sounding speech and energetic game music make it feel like an overconfident internet tutorial.

I need you to study up on their culture and put that shit in the bag and then take a picture at a goth or emo concert or venue Post that shit on a dating profile and make your entire profile about your love for that culture You're gonna turn off a lot of other bitches, but fuck them hoes. We're looking for that one stay focused When you finally get her I need you to know that underneath all that black eyeshadow and nails and shit It's just another bitch. Talk to her like she's normal and then sprinkle in some of that bullshit that you learned earlier. The bitch will be spellbound. Also, look the part. Ouija boards and Dallas Cowboy jerseys don't mix. Wear black. Game is game.

• @tgkshitandpost / 12054 2025-12-09