Security Guard Cannot See You

Stop running away. Quick, three times already. HOMECOMING Oh, yeah.

A masked streamer watches gameplay footage of a person crawling and hiding in a school hallway while a security guard repeatedly searches nearby with a flashlight. The narrator insists the guard cannot possibly see them, even as the guard points the flashlight directly at them, creating an absurd stealth-game punchline. The final “Oh, yeah” admits that the guard has finally noticed the hiding player. EN: A masked streamer watches gameplay footage of a person crawling and hiding in a school hallway while a security guard repeatedly searches nearby with a flashlight. The narrator insists the guard cannot possibly see them, even as the guard points the flashlight directly at them, creating an absurd stealth-game punchline. The final “Oh, yeah” admits that the guard has finally noticed the hiding player.

Although I have to check, there is no way he can't see me. This has to be the worst security guard ever. I'm sorry, I have to check again. Alright, last time. He is literally pointing the flashlight at us. Look at this.

• @tgkshitandpost / 11414 2025-11-21